You are a real diver if .... (humor)
- if, on principle, you wait 3 minutes on the landing before entering your apartment.
- if, before getting out of the shower, you take a look around.
- if you wet your fingers before pressing "Ctrl+Alt+Del" on the PC.
- if you spit in the glasses before putting them on your nose.
- if you make a lung ballast by pressing the button of the elevator: you empty to go down, you inflate to go up.
- if you make a straight jump to leave the bus.
- if you say "no I'm not narcotic" in the shower.
- if, to give a friend an itinerary, you tell him: "leave the bakery on your left hand.
- if you go to fill up your car at a gas station.
- if, when you are at work, you use the safety curve: the more you go to the bottom of the problem, the less you stay there.
- if, to the question "What is the brand of your computer?", you answer "UWATEC or SUUNTO" & not "COMPAQ or DELL".
- if you blow through your nose to remove your ski mask.
- if you think about peeing in your ski suit.
- if you walk with your toes up when approaching the pool and you don't have fins on your feet.
- if you make the ok sign when someone asks you how you are.
- if you take off your backpack as you take off your stab.
- if you calculate your residual nitrogen level after a trip to the pool or the mountains
- if you raise your head after drinking with a straw to simulate the movement made after a duck in apnea to purge its snorkel.
- if you walk up the stairs to your apartment at a maximum of 18m/minute.
- if you make circles or straight movements with a flashlight at night while walking.
- if you balance your ears when entering the shower.
- if, at the office, you do a backward tilt when your interlocutor on the phone says: ALLO! ....
- if you have reversed the reading direction of this page in order to go down quickly to read the last lines and to go up slowly by reading in stages
